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Crawford’s 1st law
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Crawford’s
1st
law: A
man
should never date a woman who wears larger
panties
than he does.
Dan, you can’t date that
girl
because her
panties
are
XL
, yours are only M. That is Crawford’s 1st law.
Crawford’s 1st law
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Dan 4250
March 27, 2019
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