2 definitions by Daddy Bonhoeffer 6969
Pencil dick having ass who is the definition of a 2-pump-chump (see also: 1-minute wonder) -- Makes up for where he lacks downstairs with his awful, boring personality. Fuck yourself, Jarvis.
Brandy: Really, less than a minute again?
Jarvis: It's in my nature, babe. I can't fix it. Let's go grab some numbing gel.
Jarvis: It's in my nature, babe. I can't fix it. Let's go grab some numbing gel.
by Daddy Bonhoeffer 6969 February 8, 2018
A worthless piece of shit that smells like cottage cheese. A synonym for having a horrendously minuscule schlong. Feels the need to compensate for the lack thereof by acting, indeed, as though he is a penile erection that walks and talks.
Girl: Wow, you expect to get me hot and bothered with the size of that Beau?
Boy: My Beau is not even as small as a grain of rice... I'd say it's more of a pea pod okay?
FUCK YOU BEAU (From Augustana College) =) love, Daddy M. from religion. {{you really need Jesus, dude.}}
Boy: My Beau is not even as small as a grain of rice... I'd say it's more of a pea pod okay?
FUCK YOU BEAU (From Augustana College) =) love, Daddy M. from religion. {{you really need Jesus, dude.}}
by Daddy Bonhoeffer 6969 February 8, 2018