Definitions by Daaaaaaa wzzzzzzziard

Kafkaesque metawhorephosis

When you feel like a fucking praying mantis or grey alien because you transformed into jerking champion after seeing too much existential crisis to cope you transform into a whore you need dat cat eraday or you cannot function to compensate.

After seeing too many war stories I had a kafkaesque metawhorephosis that made me jork it eraday.

Kafkaesque metawhorephosis by Daaaaaaa wzzzzzzziard July 5, 2025

old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea

When ya get that Starbucks coffee and it is explosive morning or anytime diarrhea.

I got that old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea this morning I almost shat myself.

old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea by Daaaaaaa wzzzzzzziard February 16, 2021