Moop

When someone who is clearly stupider and less capable than you undermines you at work by making a completely stupid point to make themselves feel important.

Diana said,"Carolyn, of course this is an amazing report that you have spent hours working on that I couldn't possibly understand. I noticed, though, that you often used semi-colons and sometimes used colons for your lists. Be consistent"
Carolyn replied, "Don't moop me."