Da Schwab's definitions

jiggablonnson

A diner who should not be allowed in nice restaurant. Shows no class or common sense. Poor manners. Out of their element. Doesn't tip properly. Has offensive body odor. Gaseous. Asks stupid questions. Shows up to dine just before establishment closing hours. Lingers after meal is finished like a rooster.

I was almost finished with my shift last night but this jiggablonnson would not leave.

by Da Schwab March 13, 2021