Definitions by DR. OCTAGONAPUS >:(

jiveturkeymuthafucka 

An annoying white person.

Slang: just a name for when your pissed at your friends.

Yo you jiveturkeymuthafucka! Where my food stamps
God your such a jiveturkeymuthafucka!

jiveturkeymuthafucka by DR. OCTAGONAPUS >:( March 6, 2010