2 definitions by DO THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS
Calum is a name that is the most energetic and hentai/anime addict best friend/boyfriend (if your dating a Calum). He will make your life a better place and he will always be there for you if you need help with something even if it's hiding a dead body he will do anything. When Calum is down all you need to cheer him up is hugs (that's if he wants to weirdo) even if he is away all you need is virtual hugs over the phone when Calum is happy he will talk about hentai women with big boobs but he is still fun to be around. Calum will and I mean WILL bully for your height even if you are short or tall and thinks he has the biggest dick, the biggest dick energy (like straight girls where you at?) he also gives the most amazing biggest white boy smile and f-boy face (like I'm not complaining because he does). Overall Calum is just the most amazing name.
Calum is the best name
by DO THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS May 14, 2021
by DO THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS November 25, 2022