DLG's definitions

friend

A thing that people often fantasize to truly exist, although people only have friends for selfish reasons, and think little or nothing of what the "friend" wants. "True friends" are a fantasy.

Hey there, "friend" *eyes dart left to right, then stabs said friend in the back*

by DLG June 29, 2003

PPA

Pussy Pumping Action.

The action during sexual intercourse where the vagina creates an airtight seal around the penis (or big fat dildo) and the cock is rammed in and out to pump the vag full of air.

Alright lads, i got some PPA last night round that bitches house

by dlg November 5, 2004

Planters

A company that makes Honey Roasted Peanuts, and has a mascot like thing called Mr. Peanut, who features a funny top hat, cane, black sleeves, and gloves, but no suit.

Go get me some Planters Honey Roasted Peanuts, now! Or I'll kill you dead!

by DLG June 29, 2003