DLG's definitions

Fireworks

A program by Macromedia which allows one to easily design graphics for the web, which utilizes vector graphics.

Guy: Hey look, you can buy Fireworks.
Other guy: A couple hundred dollars for a single box of Fireworks?!?!
Guy: Stupid, it's a program.

by DLG June 29, 2003

friend

A thing that people often fantasize to truly exist, although people only have friends for selfish reasons, and think little or nothing of what the "friend" wants. "True friends" are a fantasy.

Hey there, "friend" *eyes dart left to right, then stabs said friend in the back*

by DLG June 29, 2003

Planters

A company that makes Honey Roasted Peanuts, and has a mascot like thing called Mr. Peanut, who features a funny top hat, cane, black sleeves, and gloves, but no suit.

Go get me some Planters Honey Roasted Peanuts, now! Or I'll kill you dead!

by DLG June 29, 2003