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derived by two people talking in a public, online chat room about masturbation, the phrase wat.... is used to break an awkward silence after an extremely bazaar or sexually inclined comment.
person 1: I think I'm going to join the military so that I can get a college fund and finish my education. what are you planning on doing with your life?
Person 2: I'll probably get a job as a mechanic and work to get the money. I hate those military colleges.
female 1: I had sex with person 2 but the doctor said it was your sperm, person 1. you didn't do anything to me at thing 18's party did you?
everyone:..................................................................................
person 2:wat....
by DK The Gaurd May 16, 2010
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