Definitions by DJ Oneiromancer

Chicken-Fried Mess 

1) a person that is ill put-together from the Southern region of the USA.

2) a hot mess from the South

Tammy's sister is up here from Atlanta and she is one chicken-fried mess

Chicken-Fried Mess by DJ Oneiromancer October 2, 2008

fauxPod 

mp3 player other than an iPod

1) I have to get new batteries for my fauxPod - I can't live without my Jamiroquai!

2) Derek was too cheap to get the iPod, so he opted for a fauxPod

fauxPod by DJ Oneiromancer September 30, 2008