2 definitions by DJ Comphy

Noob tube

A grenade at a party who waits till you are very drunk and just keeps on coming at you in order to try to hook up with you.

Man1:Shit man Jon was Noob tubed at the party. I felt so bad for him
Man2: Hahahahaha, she was so fat. Poor bastard

by DJ Comphy November 23, 2011

Shrubbery

A pair of scrub pants that have been shortened to shorts.

you must find me a pair of shrubberys

by DJ Comphy October 21, 2011