Definitions by DIzzy the Jackal

Tits to the Moon 

Arriving at such of state of intoxication as to render oneself in a near-comatose stupor, whereby one is generally passed out on their back for an extended period of time.

After David Hasselhoff ate his burger he was tits to the moon!

Tits to the Moon by DIzzy the Jackal January 31, 2009