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Kenstucky

When you're stuck in some country ass town without the means to leave.

I got a flat tire coming back from Susies house last night, you know she lives in bumfuck egypt... now I'm fucking Kenstucky!

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Someone who uses any form of social media to make people feel sorry for them. Typically for the purpose of asking for money.

I seen Scotty cryin on Facebook yesterday about bein broke... he is such an Instabeggar.

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