Relationship

rɪˈleɪʃ(ə)nʃɪp/
noun

Having the right to touch someone else’s butt

Person 1: *touches butt*
Person 2: “Thaaaaats ma butt”
Person 1: “Uhhh yeah. We’re in a relationship now??”
Person 2: -__- really

by D0ubletake February 20, 2018