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Cougar Cover

The thick layer of concealer worn by middle aged women to hide their age and entice their prey.

Also know as Cougar Camo
Friend1: Check her out, she's hot.

Friend2: Dude, check closer, there's a grandma under all that cougar cover.
by D.J. Double D August 30, 2012
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