D. R. M.'s definitions

spain

Noisy, shallow, cocaine-addicted country in southwestern Europe inhabited by 41 million people with nothing to do but bitch and moan. Spaniards smoke EVERYWHERE, litter beaches with take-out trash and bottle, and remain friends as long as the good times last.

Spain is a third-world country with a first-world taste in everything

by D. R. M. October 2, 2007