Liam is the dickhead that you see and your day is instantly ruined. Also, he’s got a tiny dick, but nobody will ever see how microscopically minute it is because he’s an ugly piece of shit.
Hot girl 1: “omg, they turned shrek into a real thing”
Hot girl 2: “no, that’s just Liam”
Hot girl 1: “really? He’ll never be super hot like Joel, who I think is super hot and Joel also has a big dick”
Hot girl 2 “i also think that Joel is super hot”
Hot girl 2: “no, that’s just Liam”
Hot girl 1: “really? He’ll never be super hot like Joel, who I think is super hot and Joel also has a big dick”
Hot girl 2 “i also think that Joel is super hot”
by Dêfśñötjōęł— Speaker Of Truth January 09, 2018