D:B:8's definitions

homohookedian

The 22nd century human, constantly hooked on their devices, social media, phones, etc...

Death rapidly ensues if not scrolling on instagram reels or tiktok for more than 1 minute.

An offshoot of the homoselfien species of human

Common ancestor: homosapien

Yep, hes a homohookedian for sure

by D:B:8 March 4, 2023