Definitions by Cynical Bastard

eyes left 

When Seibert calls eyes left while walking out to formation only to discover that it is in fact Lucas, and is permanently endowed to endless ridicule; for use when a completely "bag it bitch" walks by and your dumbass friend checks the skanky dyke out.

"mmmmmfph! Eyes left!"
"dude, thats that dyke"
"oh god"

eyes left by Cynical Bastard March 30, 2005