A made up word from TikTok that describes achieving the transcendent state of gooning, aka achieving the greatest masturbation experience you’ve ever experienced
“Bro, last night nobody was at home, I was horny as fuck and found the greatest porn I’ve ever seen and busted the fattest nut I’ve ever busted”
“Bro achieved goonvana”
“Bro achieved goonvana”
by Cyberspaxz April 15, 2024
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Guy: Hey, you’re really pretty can I get your nu-
Fridge: Sorry she ain’t interested.
*They walk off*
Guy: Damn, the ugly-ass fridge always be protecting the snacks goddamn
Fridge: Sorry she ain’t interested.
*They walk off*
Guy: Damn, the ugly-ass fridge always be protecting the snacks goddamn
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