Goonvana

The state in which a masturbation addict achieves when he reaches the epitome of nut busting

“Bro, last night my parents were out, I was horny as fuck and found the greatest porn video I’ve ever seen, and busted the fattest I’ve ever busted”

“Bro achieves goonvana”

by Cyberspaxz April 16, 2024

Goonvana

A made up word from TikTok that describes achieving the transcendent state of gooning, aka achieving the greatest masturbation experience you’ve ever experienced

“Bro, last night nobody was at home, I was horny as fuck and found the greatest porn I’ve ever seen and busted the fattest nut I’ve ever busted”
“Bro achieved goonvana”

by Cyberspaxz April 16, 2024

I'm not gay, but $20 is $20

A saying that refers to someone agreeing to do something gay as long as they are making money out of it. This includes kissing, but can extend to other more interesting activities.

"20 bucks if you kiss Steve"
"Sure"
"Wait, what? You're serious?"
"I'm not gay, but $20 is $20"

by Cyberspaxz September 23, 2023