labradocracy

A society in which all decisions are made by, for, or on behalf of Labradors.

I'm sorry, you'll have to get up. Rover wants your spot on the sofa... and after all, this is a Labradocracy.

by Cuter Poet January 02, 2014

fuddhist

or fudhist. N. A spiritual practice wherein the alleviation of suffering comes from good food.

"You ordered the steak? I thought you were a Buddhist and a vegan."

"No no, I'm a Fuddhist. Good steak is like Holy Communion."

by Cuter Poet January 02, 2014