1 definition by Curtis E Bear
When after 3+ days of not showering, a buttery fluid begins to manifest between the side of your leg and ball sack skin, that closely resembles that of microwaved whale blubber.
Son of a bitch, its so hot out and I haven't showered in at least 3 days, my crotch is starting to produce schmegma again.
by Curtis E Bear September 21, 2007