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Zonk Off
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to
masturbate
.
often
confused
with "falling asleep", this term refers to
beating off
.
"I'm
gonna
zonk off. See
you guys
later
."
by
Curse of Three
June 03, 2025
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john bland
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A man
whom only
eats
ass
Hey
what're
you doing
tonight
?
Imma john bland
some bitch
by
Curse of Three
October 07, 2017
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