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Zonk Off

to masturbate.

often confused with "falling asleep", this term refers to beating off.

"I'm gonna zonk off. See you guys later."

by Curse of Three June 3, 2025

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john bland

A man whom only eats ass

Hey what're you doing tonight?
Imma john bland some bitch

by Curse of Three October 7, 2017

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