john bland

A man whom only eats ass
Hey what're you doing tonight?
Imma john bland some bitch
by Curse of Three October 07, 2017
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Zonk Off

to masturbate.

often confused with "falling asleep", this term refers to beating off.
"I'm gonna zonk off. See you guys later."
by Curse of Three June 03, 2025
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