Definitions by Curse of Three

Zonk Off 

to masturbate.

often confused with "falling asleep", this term refers to beating off.

"I'm gonna zonk off. See you guys later."

Zonk Off by Curse of Three June 3, 2025

john bland 

A man whom only eats ass

Hey what're you doing tonight?
Imma john bland some bitch

john bland by Curse of Three October 7, 2017