2 definitions by Cullen Johnson

1. Being a pussy on a higher level requireing the addition of patch. Mainly related to lack of parting, drinking, smoking, etc.
"What? You don't want to come to the bar? Don't be such a puss patch."

"You don't want to hit this joint? Wow you are the biggest puss patch."
by Cullen Johnson March 9, 2005
a penis so small that it acually retracts into the body
Donald has an innie
by Cullen Johnson March 11, 2003