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Phoner Boner
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When
your pants
are too tight and the
outline
of your phone is clearly visible in the
front pocket
.
Is that your
phoner
boner or
are you
happy to
see me
Phoner Boner
by
Ctoff
February 17, 2024
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Dick Dial
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When you
accidentally
call someone when your phone is in the
front pocket
.
“Is this a
booty call
?”
No,
my bad
. It was dick
dial
!
Dick Dial
by
Ctoff
February 17, 2024
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