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fetch my rapier

What a man says to a woman when he's feeling gay and wants to be penetrated.
Hey Hillary, fetch my rapier, I'm feeling good tonight.

No Bill, why don't you ask Monica instead.
by Cthulhu's pussy December 14, 2015
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