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A turd that spans from edge to edge of the toilet and isn’t touching the water. The mace portion of the definition comes from the undigested peanut chunks sticking out the length of the turd!
Honey, get a tape measure so we can measure my mace spanner in the shitter before we chop it up and flush it!
by Cryptic dude December 20, 2017
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