1 definition by Crusty Omelette
The sexual act of cumming inside of another person's ear and then folding it over or taping it shut to result an omelette of love filled with gooey goodness.
Jack: "Dude, Dave is sleeping really hard, I'm going to give him a crusty omelette."
Brandon: "I'll grab the camera!"
Brandon: "I'll grab the camera!"
by Crusty Omelette September 22, 2009