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moist firetruck

Using mayonnaise as lubrication to have ear sex with a female or a large gorilla(;
Boris: I gave your mother the Moist Firetruck last night.
Denzel: Nice. Fuck off.
by Crush Blaze February 11, 2014
mugGet the moist firetruckmug.

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