Definitions by Crusaders fo hobnobs-oaty wars

Hobnob 

An unusually girthy Penis, with a flat bell, of an oaty nature.

I could barely fit it in my mouth he had such a large hobnob.

Hobnob by Crusaders fo hobnobs-oaty wars December 17, 2011

Thawing 

Widening of the asscrack due to Anal sex.

Jees mate, after last night i'm thawed.
Stop, stop, i'm thawing!

Thawing by Crusaders fo Hobnobs-oaty wars December 17, 2011