Crunk Ain’t dead's definitions

Crunk ain’t dead

Similar in use to “this ain’t it chief” used as a way to deter people from proceeding in something, or to tell them that something isn’t right, whether situational or verbal. It can also be used when you have nothing else to say. It can be paired with any type of sentence structure

Person 1:but the medallion was here!
Person 2: well Crunk ain’t dead
Person 1: ...yeah.

by Crunk Ain’t dead November 19, 2018

2-mile spanking line

The thing from spongebob that fetishists dream of experiencing

Man I really want to feel the 2-mile spanking line.

by Crunk Ain’t dead September 6, 2019