Trumpet Schlong

When one’s penis is flared at the end, somewhat resembling a trumpet or other brass instrument.
“Yo Jack, did you see that?! Fidel’s got mad trumpet schlong!
by Crumbling peen October 17, 2020
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Knotcock

When one’s penis has been tied into a knot at the end.
‘Hey Jack, did you see Fidel?! He’s got some mad knotcock right there!’
by Crumbling peen October 17, 2020
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