Cruise's definitions

fake bae

Fake bae has the duties of real bae but not the responsibilities of the real bae.

Fake bae is present when I don't have a real bae

by Cruise September 30, 2015

geicoed

Verb,
To be misled about the purpose of a advertisment, commercial or conversation until the very end.

Derived from the Geico Insurance commercial campaign with the endings "...but there's good news, I just save a bunch of money on my car insurance."

Narrator: " It is here that many a salmon's life is cut short, but there is good news...I just save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico."
Audience: AWWWW!! We've been geicoed!

by Cruise May 17, 2006