my smurf, your peak

quite literally the most devastating insult one could lob in voice chat at their sh*t teammates in ranked videos games like R6, Valorant, LOL, Rocket League, Chess. It implies that the speakers “f*ck around” or “smurf” account thats only played on casually is ranked better than the enemy/shit teammates real account is ranked at its peak.
teammate: “that was a bad play, look at your aim , you’re dogwater

you: “ my smurf, your peak ”
by Crouch Guy August 24, 2023
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