Definitions by Cris Kamurai
ham and cheese sandwich
Act of putting your pork(aka Penis) inside of a vagina (especially when it does give resemblance to an ewey gooey cheese sandwich)
Ross was so digusted with his hooker, that looking down at his pork sword, he could only think of a ham and cheese sandwich.
ham and cheese sandwich by Cris Kamurai June 18, 2008