Creet

An offensive name calling word such as dickhead, asshole, fucker, etc.
Also can be used as a substitute for curse words.

Guy 1: "Yo, look at Tim over there, trying to get it with random girls again."
Guy 2: "I know right, what a fucking creet"

by Creet Fappin' February 13, 2015

Spoodle

To ejaculate, all over the place.
Like what happens in the bathroom after a lot of Mexican food.

My roommate spoodled on his bed sheets, nasty.

by Creet Fappin' February 13, 2015