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Definitions by Creavus Crackatouah

Anal Astrology

Much like astrology but it’s the month you first took a shit on your own without anyone else’s assistance.
Im a cancer but my Anal Astrology sign is a Leo, I shit like a lion man.

Grunt flaxxing

The act of shitting while grunting around a large crowd in rapid succession followed by gyrating the nearest persons pelvis.
Yo Billy started grunt flaxxing on 33rd street and set fire to manhattan