Definitions by Creamy Dudlius

meat blower 

When you get your weiner stuck in a hair dryer and then proceed to unstick your dick with the force of the dryer.

Nathan: Man, yesterday I got my winkie stuck in a hair dryer.
Ece: dude that happened to me the other day.
Brian: Shit man, I'm pretty sure that's a meat blower.

meat blower by Creamy Dudlius February 4, 2018

creamy julius 

The act of creaming in a glass of oonge juice then blending it together with a thick turd. Afterwards, making your bestfriend Tyler drink it.

Ece: Damn dude I just blended up some oonge juice and a turd
Beau: Dude that's a creamy julius!
Tyler: Let me drink it!!

creamy julius by Creamy Dudlius February 3, 2018