Definitions by Craven Moorehead

Oatmeal Creampie 

A creampie into an ass that’s full of shit

Man 1: “I gave Little Debbie an oatmeal creampie last night it was so hot.”
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “

Oatmeal Creampie by Craven Moorehead October 23, 2022

Gunt

A deposit of fatty tissue above the pubic area in generous sized women.

Maria has quite a gunt on her!

Gunt by Craven Moorehead April 10, 2006