3 definitions by Crash II
Inebriaunt
Any woman in attendance at a family gathering (ie. a wedding) who drinks to excess. This term is the feminine form of "Druncle".
Any woman in attendance at a family gathering (ie. a wedding) who drinks to excess. This term is the feminine form of "Druncle".
"With the wedding reception well underway, the more dignified parts of the family bustled their innocent children into the station wagons while the druncles and inebriaunts stumbled around, spilling their drinks and dancing like fools."
"As the family reunion wore on, the druncles were out back smoking cigars and the inebriaunts tried to look dignified while rocking back and forth in front of the stereo."
"As the family reunion wore on, the druncles were out back smoking cigars and the inebriaunts tried to look dignified while rocking back and forth in front of the stereo."
by Crash II January 9, 2009
Buttplug:
Colloquialism for USB Flash Drive.
"Buttplug" is more fun, easier to say, and pleasantly irreverent compared to terms like "thumb drive", "flash drive", "jump drive", or "USB drive". It's shape, colours, optional tassels, and method of use is casually reminiscent of the term's literal namesake.
This new application of the term "buttplug" was coined by the members of an environmental non-profit on Haida Gwaii, Canada and its use has spread among professionals on island, and has also taken root in the University of Victoria, Canada geography labs, presumably through a professional contact. Its use locally is so widespread as to warrant nary a raised eyebrow, except with new-comers.
Colloquialism for USB Flash Drive.
"Buttplug" is more fun, easier to say, and pleasantly irreverent compared to terms like "thumb drive", "flash drive", "jump drive", or "USB drive". It's shape, colours, optional tassels, and method of use is casually reminiscent of the term's literal namesake.
This new application of the term "buttplug" was coined by the members of an environmental non-profit on Haida Gwaii, Canada and its use has spread among professionals on island, and has also taken root in the University of Victoria, Canada geography labs, presumably through a professional contact. Its use locally is so widespread as to warrant nary a raised eyebrow, except with new-comers.
"Can I borrow your buttplug to copy some photos to my laptop?"
"You can insert your buttplug only if it doesn't have any viruses on it."
True Story: While at a meeting with provincial government representatives, a local professional was accessing files on his USB drive, resulting in the LCD projection screen to announce to the crowd of collected people "Inserting Buttplug"; a variety of grins, grimaces, and quizzical looks resulted.
"You can insert your buttplug only if it doesn't have any viruses on it."
True Story: While at a meeting with provincial government representatives, a local professional was accessing files on his USB drive, resulting in the LCD projection screen to announce to the crowd of collected people "Inserting Buttplug"; a variety of grins, grimaces, and quizzical looks resulted.
by Crash II January 9, 2009
A more severe form of the word inebriaunt, an intoxicaunt can be identified at family gatherings as any woman who has taken her inebriation to the point of intoxication, generally through years of practice.
This term is another feminine form of Druncle, however a more severe case.
This term is another feminine form of Druncle, however a more severe case.
For example, while a 35 year old niece who has downed a bottle of red wine may be dancing like crazy all by herself and be considered an inebriaunt, if she was 55, had drained two bottles of red wine and several martinis, and is standing outside smoking her 10th cigarette looking remarkably composed she may be considered an "intoxicaunt". Unlike an inebriaunt, an intoxicaunt generally has much more long term commitment to her roll at family gatherings.
by Crash II January 15, 2009