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A little mushy substance you put between your gums. It's not dip though, don't think it's dip. Cram comes in 3 different flavours: Raspberry, Berry, VERY berry. Very berry is like the berry flavour but VERY.
Cram swords are swords made of cram, laid in the Sun for a fortnight. Harder than steel. Don't go to the Marc salesman. The opposite of Cram.
Cram swords are swords made of cram, laid in the Sun for a fortnight. Harder than steel. Don't go to the Marc salesman. The opposite of Cram.
I sell cram by the bucket..
by Cram Salesman May 10, 2020
Get the Cram mug.A form of depression but hiding your true depressive emotions to seem more happy in front of other people. Except you're not happy.
Person 1: "He's always so happy!"
His thoughts: "I wish people understood me. I'm not happy, this is just a cover up for my real emotions. I have smiling depression."
His thoughts: "I wish people understood me. I'm not happy, this is just a cover up for my real emotions. I have smiling depression."
by Cram Salesman October 22, 2020
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