Definitions by Craigthesharkcannibal

metellus 

A very cool guy. He’s kind and funny and has a great smile. He is a little odd but once you look past that or match his vibe he’s so so so so fun. He loves food more than anything. He’s also a good snowboarder and crashes many vehicles. He’s also very attractive and if he likes you you should feel lucky to bask in his presence

“Oh who’s that cool dude”
“Oh that’s Metellus he just flipped a golf cart”

metellus by Craigthesharkcannibal April 2, 2024