Definitions by Craig and Jimmy

pogo stick 

Similar to the moped (fun to ride but you dont want your friends to see you on it) a pogo stick is a girl or guy so god awful that you bounce on them once then discard them and never play with them again

I picked your mom up at the bar. I hopped on that pogo stick for a couple hours and tossed her out like a parking ticket.

pogo stick by Craig and Jimmy May 29, 2007