Definitions by Cracker of a bloke

Kweng 

To smack a bitch kid.

“Yo, I might just kweng his jaw.”

Kweng by Cracker of a bloke February 12, 2019

Steve Bruce 

Useless fat wanker. Couldn’t win his mother’s love nevermind the Championship.

Jon - “Did you eat all the pies?”

Dave - “Do I fucking look like Steve Bruce?”

Steve Bruce by Cracker of a bloke February 12, 2019