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May 3rd
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May
3rd is National punch a
idiot
day, similar to national kick a
thot
day
Person 1: person 2 do you
know
what day it is?
Person 2: no
Person 1: it’s
May
3rd, national punch a
idiot
day
Person 2: please no
May 3rd
by
Crabapple crepe
October 27, 2019
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