Definitions by Cpt. Panda

Witness Brotection 

Lying to someone your bro doesnt want to talk to about the whereabouts of said bro

"Yo, dude your ex called. She wants you to pay child support."

"Oh man, put me in Witness Brotection, say I'm in Africa with some missionaries or something."

Witness Brotection by Cpt. Panda March 15, 2009