Cpt Obveeous's definitions

dick slogger

Someone with such a huge penis that they have to carry it around in a wheelbarrow. The dick slogger is a bit of an urban legend, but the mere possibility of his existence makes ladies cream.

Alison: Hey, tell me about your friend Jordan
Drew: All you need to know is that he's a real dick slogger
Alison: (✿◠‿◠) !!!!!!

by Cpt Obveeous October 17, 2015