Seacow

Term used to describe a female that forgot to put the fork down.

"Dude, did you see that seacow? I was afraid the porch was going to collapse"
"That party was great until the seacow showed up."
"Why the hell did you leave me stranded with the seacow?"
"Yarghh, there's a seacow in me shanty."

by Cpn Ahab August 21, 2009