1 definition by Cpl. G1bl3t15m

A Hypocrite is one of these:
1) One who professes something then does not carry it out.
2) One who carries out something he professes against.
3) A chav.
Hypocrites:
1) "Always make sure the safety button is... AAAAARGGH!DAMMIT!!!"
2) "Dont do bittorrent, kids!" (later on) "Come on! Damn peers gimme more speed!"
3) Chav: "Nobb-ed!" Human Being: "How Ironic..."
by Cpl. G1bl3t15m November 25, 2007
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