Definitions by Courtney Fucking Jackson

ass-mite 

An annoying person, someone who follows you around, can be loud and arrogant or just plain ol' ignorant, can also be someone who kisses your ass constantly.

Lilly: Did you hear what that guy said to me?

Tina: Yeah, he's an ass-mite.

ass-mite by Courtney Fucking Jackson May 22, 2006